conversations i would love to make

won't be long before i would be caught for speeding...things i would love to say to the cop

Scene 1:
Cop: You know how fast you were going?
Me : Sir, definitely less than the guy in front of me!!!

Scene 2:
Cop: You know how fast you were going?
Me: Sir, definitely less than the speed you were at to catch me!!
SCREWEDDDDDDDDDDD!!

Scene 3:
Cop: Why were you speeding?
Me : I thought I was being tailgated, I didn't know it was you!!!
SCREWED YET AGAIN

now this is something shady :)...one of the most peaceful places in the world, yes, the men's restroom at work...where i spend half my time :P just kidding!! there is one thing i would love to say to the guy who gives me a look when i flush before doing what i went in to do...dehydration

me : (flushh, before i dehydrate)
guy1 : (staresss at me)
me : what ?
guy1 : did you know, you shouldn't waste water
me : well, i was trying to use the water which the guy before me tried to save...!!!

well, i never got a chance yet...but will love to say so sometime!! :D

--dravi